Neon Orange/magenta gradient (Taken with instagram)
sexy-bodies asked: hey do you want to get to know eachother and see where this goes? im from queens and i think you are gorgeous
…No. I have a boyfriend, I mention him frequently, and if I didn’t why on earth would I pick stranger from tumblr? Really?
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Hey guys, long time no see! I apologize, life is crazy, and I’ve felt a bit lackluster about my blog lately :[.
BUT, I wanted to make a triumphant return and post a sweet shot…only something fluffy and adorable is keeping me from moving. So here’s my big bum and beast calves in the meantime.
I started working my second job this past week, so many hours, so much running around. But I’ll be making great money soon! Well, when I get back from my vacation I will. :] I am exhausted and need to pass out, but I might get around to posting tomorrow afternoon!
Anonymous asked: imarobeast-less Tumblr dash makes me sad.
It makes me really happy when I get these sort of messages and not the ‘omg where ar yr tits’ messages. You really have no idea. Also every man (you all know who you are) who appreciate me for my fantastic music taste; you’re the best too.
Anonymous asked: Where the F-bomb have you been??
I went home to NJ, I’m sorry! I worked at a tradeshow all week, and I think I caught this insane bug while there. On Thursday I woke up deathly ill, and on Friday when my bf showed up I had a 104 fever so I was understandably delirious. But I recovered almost immediately the next day and then proceeded to have a badass (drunken) Mother’s Day with my family. Postings will return to normal soon, promise!
mannymcfly asked: i dont talk to my followers nearly enough, how are ya doin :)
Good, but I don’t follow you?
I wish I could find a picture of the dress for you, but these neon jelly sandals I got are amazing. And so cheap! I almost bought another color (they also come in neon green and orange), but held myself back because I am so broke. But, behold these beauties! They will look so sexy with my deep royal blue maxi.
Bugs flying into the grand canyon in the middle of my low-cut shirt. Seriously, bugs? Y U ALWAYS DO THIS?
This is why we can’t have nice things. (Taken with instagram)
Any of my followers have good news?
Lindsey brought me a Kesha poster from work. This is going up immediately. (Taken with instagram)
Holy fuck I need these. This is a triumph.
I took an impromptu trip to Jersey, then escaped to Pennsylvania to watch my sister run in this crazy Dirty Girl Mud Run and then we all got wasted and went to a casino. It was great. But I am suburned as all hell.